Build me something Fun. with your hands.

I like hammocks... scratching poles, anything rough that is scratchable , even jeans.  please make me something.  I can lay in, scratch on and nibble.  

Get any stretchy material , like an old dress which you not longer wear, cut it into a square.  Tie the edges under a chair.  and Voila , I am happy.

Did I mention that I will ruin your furniture if you don't make it an easy to build scratching pole from any old piece of wood with a base that stands.  Its simple, just wrap the rough rope around it. you know the kind that is sold for 50 cents per yard at the hardware/bricolage store.